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What
do vampire doctors say? Necks please
Mummy,
whats a vampire? Shut up and eat your soup before it clots.
Which
bear needs a deodorant? Pooh Bear
How
do you make a Maltese cross.? Tread on his toes
Why
is Europe like a frying pan? Because it has Greece at the bottom
Whats
green and turns red at the flick of a switch? A frog in a
liquidizer. Thats sick! So was Mum when she found the liquidizer.
What
did the great explorer eat in the Jungle? Snake and pygmy pie
Click on the SPIDER to go back to meet the kids.
THAT'S IF YOUR GAME
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